Chuck

Once again, it's all about Chuck Norris!

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

"There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris has breathed on."

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

I think I have a caffeine overdose! Too much coffee! Help me!